NO NEED TO PANIC!!

When Boris Johnson says “don’t panic,” you know something’s gone wrong. You also know that those of us starting to panic will be blamed for this, rather than the person who hasn’t managed to avert the crisis that’s causing the panic…

I get that not all global shifts and pandemic-related circumstances are the personal fault of Boris Johnson but I’m definitely not the only one infuriated about the current lack of responsibility-taking by the PM. Boris would be a very entertaining bloke to spend an evening down the pub with, but that’s hardly the point…

So I’ve found myself recently speculating as to what I might do if I happened to have the chance to give Boris a taste of his own “not panicking” medicine…